23 creepiest things kids said about their imaginary friends.
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*spanks another guy’s butt*
*bites his lip*
*throws his head back and closes his eyes*
Dean Winchester is more canonically bisexual than John Watson and I’m fucking depressed with the realization that Johnlock has a higher probability of coming true.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
all I see is Hermione and Ron
no but… south and north getting into a competition about what they can swallow without gagging or, you know, killing themselves and this is how Washington walks in on one of them trying to swallow a remote.
South just points at Wash and North thinks about it and then says, “Challenge accepted.”
whispers i don’t mean to bring back things from 7 months ago
'I had some very handsome friends, so I had to think of something to try to attract girls when I was a teenager.'
nailed it, i guess
He had friends who were better looking? Some how I doubt that..
I call bullshit.
But imagine the fluffy teenage Tom, sitting in a corner with wide eyes, looking at all of his buff friends talking to girls, and he just thinks they’re all more handsome than him.
Suddenly, the tall boy with the angelic curls closes his eyes, breaths in heavily, and begins to count: uh 1 and uh 2 and uh 3 and uh 4
[SPOTLIGHT ON] [TOM BREAKS INTO A 90’s DANCE NUMBER] [ALL THE GIRLS START SCREAMING]
Seriously those hips! Those hips I can’t even…. uuhg